Honest Greg

Privacy

The short version

Your chat is used once to write your report, then permanently deleted. We keep the report (so you can read and share it) until you delete it. That's the deal.

What happens to your chat

When you upload a chat export, it's stored encrypted in a holding bucket just long enough for Greg to read it — and it is deleted the moment your report is written. As a backstop, everything in that bucket is automatically wiped after 24 hours no matter what.

Your chat text never appears in our logs, and we never use it for anything except writing your report.

Greg runs on Claude, made by Anthropic. Under Anthropic's API terms, they do not train models on what we send.

What we keep

The finished report and the statistics that appear in it, tied to a private, unguessable link.

Your email, if you gave one, so we can send you the report. One email. That's it.

The context notes you typed in the quiz (deleted when you delete the report).

Anonymous usage analytics (which pages get visited, where people drop off). We never connect analytics to your chat content.

Payments are handled entirely by Dodo Payments, our merchant of record — we never see your card details.

About the other people in your chat

Chat exports contain messages from people who didn't upload them. That's exactly why the chat itself is deleted immediately after reading, why report links are private and revocable, and why Greg refuses to write reports on genuinely harmful content.

Only upload chats you participate in. And honestly? The report is best when you share it back with the group anyway — that's the whole point.

Delete my data

Open your report and hit "Delete report & revoke link" at the bottom — the report content is erased immediately and the link goes dead. Your chat itself was already deleted when the report was written; there is nothing else to remove. Lost your link? Email greg@honestgreg.comfrom the address you used and we'll handle it.

Honest Greg · For entertainment and reflection — not diagnosis or professional advice.