Honest Greg writes AI-generated reports about chat conversations you upload. It's for entertainment and reflection. It is not therapy, relationship counselling, a diagnosis, or professional advice of any kind — and Greg would be the first to tell you that.
Only chats you personally participate in. Don't upload conversations you obtained without the participants' knowledge, chats involving minors' private conversations, or content you don't have the right to share. We refuse to generate reports on genuinely harmful content, and no refundable purchase entitles you to one.
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You get a private, unguessable link. Sharing it is up to you — and once you share it, the people you share it with can read it. You can revoke the link and delete the report at any time.
Greg works from your real messages and real statistics, but he is an AI with a strong personality. Reports may contain errors, missed context, or takes you disagree with. Treat verdicts as conversation starters, not facts about your relationships.
You must be 18 or older to use Honest Greg.
The service is provided as-is. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we're not liable for consequences of reading, sharing, or arguing about a report. Greg roasts with love; what the group chat does with that is between you and the group chat.
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